In life you are left with two choices:

To bring a vibrator with you everywhere you go, or to not bring a vibrator with you everywhere you go. 

And to ensure that you never say “I wish I had my vibrator”, then you probably want to stick to the section option. 

Because seriously, you just never know when a sexual itch will instigate your desires, and it’s always better to come prepared, regardless of what you are doing; as some of the most fun and riveting of sexual interactions occur out of complete spontaneity. And whether alone or with a partner, the addition of the pleasures of vibration will do nothing but heighten and please your senses. 

There exist so many different forms of discreet vibrators that you can slide and hide away in your purse or your pocketbook, which makes carrying around a vibrator easier and sneakier than it has ever been. Especially when they blend in with every other item you have tucked in there, and even more so when they are only but a few inches long. 

So whether you have travel plans coming up, if you want to have a little fun with some public play, or if you simply know yourself to be a highly sexual person, then we are going to go over some of the best discreet vibrators that you could ever have to keep on you 24/7.

Bullet Lipstick Vibrators

The miniature vibrator trend essentially started because of bullet vibrators. One of the first forms of small and discreet vibrators, these types of sex toys get their name because they tend to be about the size of a bullet. That, and they also maintain the generally oval shape of a bullet. 

And yes, bullets are but an inch or two long, which makes these special little toys way too easy to tuck away and hide. Regardless of their size, however, bullet vibrators pack plenty of punch to provide to you and your orgasm-inducing nerve endings all the pleasure they need to reach climax. 

By holding the bullet lipstick vibrator and pushing it firmly against your clitoris, you will derive the epitome of sensuality right from the palm of your hand. 

Another form of bullet vibrator worth mentioning is a bullet egg vibrator. Shaped slightly differently than a standard bullet lipstick vibrator, these forms of this lovely sex toy are a bit more intricate. 

Although still very small and discreet, these vibrators feature a slightly larger and bulkier surface area versus other bullet vibrators, and high-quality ones will even feature multiple vibration speed options controlled by remote.

This simply means more sensation in all the right places in a manner that you effortlessly control with your fingers, the simple click of a button heightening or lowering the varying levels until you find the one that makes you shake. 

Lipstick Vibrators

You never know when someone might accidentally shuffle through your purse or when your kid might open up that special drawer of yours. Taking the already discreet bullet vibrator and disguising it even further, a lipstick vibrator is one of the best vibrators to bring with you on the go. 

Lipstick vibrators look like a lipstick tube, and I mean they really look like a lipstick tube. So much so in fact that it could be all too easy to place it onto your lips mistaking it for the real thing. 

And that is why these sex toys are so great, as lipstick vibrators look nothing like a vibrator at all. You can rest easy with the knowledge that your kinky little friend is subtly hiding away for only you, and that you can bring these little guys nearly everywhere you go. 

Lipstick vibrators, just because they are disguised, are extremely effective. With powerful little motors, a lipstick vibrator can show your clitoris newfound sexual enlightenment when you place it against your pleasure zones. 

The lips of your mouth won’t be the only thing that is bright and plump, and no matter where you are, you can easily sneak away to find pleasure, as lipstick vibrators are an excellent way to begin messing around with public play. 

Just be careful when someone asks if they can borrow your lipstick! 

Remote Control Vibes

We touched on remote control bullet egg vibrators a bit, but slightly even more invigorating than those and than lipstick vibrators are the plethora of available remote control vibe sex toys. 

Remote control vibrators and their varying vibration speeds, as their name implies, are controlled by a handheld remote. 

In a bedroom setting, this is a really fun way to give your partner control over your sensations, or even better yet, to control your own levels of sensations as you lay back and let your partner do the other dirty work. 

And in terms of discreet vibrators, if you were to bring only one toy along to your vacation or business trip, this should be the one. It doesn’t look like a massive dildo or a classic vibrator, and they are still extremely small, discreet, and easy to hide. 

But most importantly, they never let you down, as these toys are crafted for pure pleasure.You can filter up and down the different vibration speeds (sometimes up to 10 choices!) which allows for a form of customization to your sexual experience that can otherwise not be attained by other bullet and lipstick vibrators. 

You want what you bring along with you to be the best, and you don’t want to pack up the ‘big boys’, so guarantee your pleasure with a remote control vibe as your discreet travel buddy. 

And for some extremely enjoyable public fun, try having your partner maintain control over the remote as you cruise around doing normal life things, like going out to eat or shopping. Enjoy this kink and the fact that only you know of your dirty little secret as you casually pass by others around you. 

Not only does this simply feel good, but it can showcase a form of sexual discovery and spice that is important in any relationship. There is guaranteed to be bubbly laughter after you raise the vibration speed while the waiter takes your order, and the little squirm of yourself or of your partner might raise questions to the general public, but they will never really know what is going on underneath those pants of yours. 

One of the best ways to build anticipation as a means of public foreplay, making the sex just that much better when the time alas comes to shut the doors and get it on.